everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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