We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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