Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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