i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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