hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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