I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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