Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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