yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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