Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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