her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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