I didn't shave. On purpose
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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