that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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