Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Randomize
