I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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