brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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