It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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