i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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