Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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