I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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