Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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