Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
