so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
