I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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