We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
this hospital has no fireball
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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