He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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