You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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