I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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