Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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