were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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