Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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