i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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