well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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