i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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