Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
