stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize