Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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