Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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