Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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