I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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