Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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