How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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