dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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