I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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