Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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