She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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