I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
