what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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