R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
