There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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