my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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