Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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