idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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