And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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