Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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