Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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